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[couldkillthedevil]

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	» Age: 35 » Seeking: Friendship. » Preferences: n/a » Interests: Work, research, figuring out a way home. » Bio: I'm an officer at the Riverview Police Force.
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	Chloe Decker
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[ikols]

Which makes me super over-qualified to dole out warnings. I'm being wise again, see? I'm on a roll. Not just a stunningly handsome face!

[couldkillthedevil]

I wouldn't know about that last bit. But I'll be sure to keep the warning in mind.

[ikols]

[ Time to send her a selfie with the filters one of the Starks added to his app of choice!! And he is totally taking a photo of himself shapeshifted in Cat Thor, just to mess with her. ]

Hi!!! :D

[couldkillthedevil]

[What the fuck.]

I don't even know how to react to that.

[ikols]

[ Second selfie: fox mode. ]

I've been told I have captivating eyes! :O

[couldkillthedevil]

I'm sure you have. The snout really brings out the shine there. Assuming these aren't just weird filters or photoshopped images, anyhow.

[ikols]

Who DOESN'T use filters? No one wants to look at pores.
But no, this is all me. Sometimes.

[ After which he finally relents and sends a mostly-normal selfie, save for the horned helm. ]

[couldkillthedevil]

[A pause, as she considers it. Because he seems like the mischievous type himself, she can't help it--]

So is this, the fox, or cat form the handsome one?

[ikols]

Now you're just being mean. :'(

[couldkillthedevil]

Consider it more some gentle teasing between new friends.

[ikols]

Shall we braid each other's hair and talk about boy problems?
Genuine question because I do, in fact, have those.

[couldkillthedevil]

As fun as that sounds, I doubt I'd be much help in that department. The boy problems, anyhow.

[ikols]

Just tell me I'm right and they're all wastrels, that'll do.

[couldkillthedevil]

Ah, so it's like that.

Loki. You're right and they're all wastrels.

[ikols]

You're a good person. :)
Your advice can't be any worse than that I'm giving myself, can I hit you up with one question? After that one, I mean.

[couldkillthedevil]

Can't say how helpful I'll be, but I'll try my best. Since you took the time to answer a bunch of my questions and all.

[ikols]

If you don't want to exclusively date someone but also want to set fire to anyone that person flirts with, does that make you a dick? :/
I suspect yes. You can lie to me.

[couldkillthedevil]

What's the point in asking the question if you don't want honesty?

It doesn't make you a dick necessarily, but it does make you a bit hypocritical. Maybe you should try to work out why you're feeling that way.

[ikols]

I'm the God of Lies, too. White lies are a lovely invention of mine.

Because I want their attention?

[couldkillthedevil]

A lot of my job revolves around picking apart lies, so unfortunately that doesn't really fly with me.

Possibly. Do you?

[ikols]

Verity V2 tbh.

I ... want them to treat me the same way around their friends as when we're alone. I wouldn't mind THAT. Perhaps.

[couldkillthedevil]

I'll take that as a compliment.

Okay. And, barring the details I absolutely don't need to know, what way is that?

[ikols]

That I'm as worthy as they tell me, not a liability.

[couldkillthedevil]

Have you told them all this?

[ikols]

It would put him in the position of arguing my case with all his friends and they would likely think him manipulated by myself in some way. I think it's better for everyone if I say nothing. After all, like I said, I don't enjoy classic dating anyway and I'm not eager to obtain anything of the sort from him.

I'm being very picky, aren't I?
Sorry, this isn't your problem. I already tried talking to my sister about it but she's pretty awful at this too.
Your effort is noted and I'm grateful for it.